Kilmarnock Events Calendar

Looking for something to do in Kilmarnock? Whether you're a local, new in town or just cruising through we've got loads of great tips and events to offer. Find out what’s on in Kilmarnock with our regularly updated events calendar featuring the best upcoming events in Kilmarnock and the area.

This guide lists events at a glance, showing what’s on each month. See the highlights of What’s On for Kilmarnock, featuring the best of things to do in Kilmarnock – Live Music and Gigs, Family Events, Art & Culture, Food & Drink and much more. Kilmarnock fundraisers and charity events.

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Gary Faulds: Panic at the Midlife Disco

Name: Gary Faulds: Panic at the Midlife Disco
Start: 2026-07-17T19:00:00+01:00
End: 2026-07-17T22:30:00+01:00
Location: CentreStage

17 July @ 7:00 pm - 10:30 pm

£25

Join Gary Faulds, the Glaswegian comedian who’s survived every type of life crisis imaginable, in Panic At The Midlife Disco. With his kids getting older and the looming reality of mortality getting closer, Gary’s having a hilarious meltdown – and you’re invited to the party. From desperate attempts to stay “cool” with his kids to grappling with his rapidly growing waistline and crumbling youth, Gary’s journey through midlife is anything but graceful.
Expect gut busting stories, sharp wit and a brutally honest look at the chaos of growing up, getting old and trying to keep it together while everything falls apart. It’s a comedy show that proves the only thing more awkward than a midlife crisis is trying to laugh about it.Date- 17/07/2026
Tickets-£25
Age Rating- This event is suitable for age 16+

7pm Entry
8pm Event start
8:30pm Support acts
8.30pm Interval
8.50pm Gary Faulds performing
10:15pm Event close